My Calculated Progression

Chef Gordon Ramsey turns me on. Idk what it is about him that does this.

Thu, 23 May 2013 01:27:30 -0400

Chef Gordon Ramsey turns me on. Idk what it is about him that does this.

lemonyandbeatrice: Thirty-two Actors of Color It’s all...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:54:22 -0400

Thirty-two Actors of Color

It’s all about telling stories, whether it’s music or acting, film or whatnot. So many stories to tell.
Dante Basco

Rufio!!!!!!!

erotica-noir: loving-mindless: makeyoubeleive: when he did...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:46:04 -0400

erotica-noir:

loving-mindless:

makeyoubeleive:

when he did this, i died

I didn’t even see this shit lol

He did it twice though. Once again at the end when he was behind the screen.

2damnfeisty: sincerelygifted: immaculateswag: h1gherlearning: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:14:21 -0400

2damnfeisty:

sincerelygifted:

immaculateswag:

h1gherlearning:

#TakeThat #TakeThat

mariah

stevie in the back like

Look at Stevie J. He is such a fucking creep. lmao.

I seriously just sat here and laughed out loud. This is hilarious to me.

Summer School

Thu, 16 May 2013 03:10:34 -0400

Is ruining my summer.

I wish life was like that movie “Click” with Adam Sandler.

You know, a remote that can let me fast forward so I can see what my hard work will bring me.

If it brings anything at all.

I’m just feeling really drained right now, especially seeing how I should have graduated last year.

This is all why I’ve never tried to figure out my life, because it’s confusing.

I just have to accept that it is what it is. Meanwhile, I’m trying to find motivation for doing what I do.

Idk, Idk, Idk, Idk, Idk Xs 1,000

I asked my mom to put sugar on my grits this morning. “I know you’re not serious about...

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:27:05 -0400

I asked my mom to put sugar on my grits this morning.

“I know you’re not serious about that.” She said.

“I’ve been doing it since I was little, Mom.”

“I don’t know you as well as I thought I did, then.”

It would never be that deep. (-___-)

clitarhero: i am 110% done Kim, I like you and everything, but...

Mon, 06 May 2013 22:43:04 -0400

clitarhero:

i am 110% done

Kim, I like you and everything, but you are literally wearing the FAWK outta them country-ass drapes. They make cute dresses for pregnant chicks, and if you don’t know where to find ‘em, ASK chile. Sheesh.

Is Jill Scott ever NOT beautiful? Is she just like…never...

Mon, 06 May 2013 18:28:51 -0400

Is Jill Scott ever NOT beautiful? Is she just like…never gonna have an off day? She’s just pretty by default. But how? Sheesh.

anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book...

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:01:45 -0400

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

I Feel Sorry For Kim K

Sun, 05 May 2013 03:44:30 -0400

The whole world is jumping on how big she is getting.

Let me point out to y’all mfs that she wasn’t exactly petite when she wasn’t pregnant.

Most women gain between 15-40 extra pounds when they are preggers, depending on their frame.

So stop judging her. Now if she was small, y’all would think she was being vain at the cost of her child’s life.

As long as she is healthy (and her child is too), let her be happy, plump, and lumpy.

My Relationship Is Relationshit

Sun, 05 May 2013 02:48:32 -0400

I wish I had a guy friend to rant to about my dumb ass boyfriend.

The semester is over and I’ve completed my work.

Now I can deal with my emotional issues, and all of them stem from my stupid ass boyfriend. It’s like a flood of emotions coming back…probably because I suppressed them to complete my work…anyway

I wanna break up with him, but Idk how. Idk if I should or just try to work it out.

I need to pick a man’s brain. Ugh!!!!!

I’m so angry and confused.

*drowns sorrows in Velveeta mac & cheese*

Never forget.

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:24:44 -0400

Never forget.

They Stay Owt

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:38:38 -0400

So…its the last day of finals. Summer break is here. No more campus parties, no more frat parties…or so I thought.

My friend shot me a text message and said there was going to be a graduate send-off party at a local bar/grille/club. I said I was down.

We get there and she asks if I wanna drink. I said nah.

No one from my school is there besides my friends. No one. The rest was just some friends of the owner. A few guys, some girls.

I look in the corner and see a dude in fatigues and a dog collar. So I’m like, okay, it’s one old-head Que in here. Never seen him before, but it was obvious.

All of a sudden, the dj plays “R.I.P.” by Jeezy.

Every single man in the place got up and started hoppin’. EVERY SINGLE MAN.

Come to find out, the owner of the spot is a Que.

And long story short, I ended up very tipsy.

I had fun though, even though it was the old-heads.

….Oh, and shout out to the Kappa who was by his lonesome and still shimmied and twirled with all his heart.

"He" Passed By Me Today

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:42:16 -0400

“Who you tryna look sexy for?” he said in passing.

“Boy, shut up.” I started laughing. He looked at me and smiled.

I wasn’t really tryna flirt.

I was just laughing at how much of a ho I am in my head, because I was thinking about bouncing on his dick.

I wish I could be easy, cus I would just throw my pannies at him.

SMH.

Drowsiness Came Quickly

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 04:02:07 -0400

I asked for it.

Goodnight.

I'm Going Through Something With Life

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 03:49:35 -0400

But pussy and patron…yeah.

I said oh what up, ho.

Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're still very proud of your blog.

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 01:54:09 -0400

Me, when I come home from any socially stressful event.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:55:56 -0400

Me, when I come home from any socially stressful event.

blackproverbs: any of y’all old enough to remember...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 02:30:13 -0400

blackproverbs:

any of y’all old enough to remember Cita?

*Gasp* I knew Tamar Braxton’s personality came from somewhere! Tea = CLOCKED.

African American Proverbs: Okay, for those of you who insist on submitting the definition of...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 02:24:54 -0400

African American Proverbs: Okay, for those of you who insist on submitting the definition of...:

blackproverbs:

Okay, for those of you who insist on submitting the definition of racism to my inbox, I give nary a fuck about what some White man defined as racism when he didn’t have to experience jack shit of it. You understand?

A white person telling me what racism is, is the equivalent to a man trying to…